From "Sarah Jackman" to "Sarah Palin".

It occurs to me that this Allan Sherman classic now begs for an update:



Can't you just hear it: "Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin..."?

A couple of preliminary thoughts:

"How's your running mate?/ He's a real cheap date..."

"How's your son, Track?/ He's goin' to Iraq..."

So, help me out. Anyone who can come up with a complete song will have my eternal admiration and gratitude, not to mention that of the Democratic National Committee.

Update: For more Palin dish, see here.